Britney Now

OMG. Look at Britney now:

Whatta face!

...and it's none other than the face of our beloved Ms. Britney Spears!

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Britney is see-through

Britney Spears gives everyone a "holiday treat" as she goes around shopping in a see-through dress. See-through dress minus the bra, of course.

She was walking around hand-in-hand with a photographer whom she spent a night with at a hotel. (Desperate, much?)

Britney tops 2007 Worst Dressed list!

Well, we all saw that coming, right? Shaved head, pink wig, awful boots, mesh tops...sigh. Can it get worse? Britney's fashion sense has topped US Weekly's Worst Dressed List -- TWO times in a row. How sad can it get? I mean, sure, you shouldn't really care if a person doesn't like your sense of style, because s/he might just be insecure and all...but millions of people agreeing that you're the worst dresser they've seen? That should be some sort of a hint that there really is something wrong with your style.

US Weekly has more awful Brit-fashion.

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Big news people! Britney Spears is pregnant -- yep, another child! The father of her new baby is her on-and-off man, music producer J.R. Rotem. Apparently, Britney is four weeks pregnant and has been telling her close circle of friends about it. Rotem on the other hand, told the whole world about it through this magazine on the left.

Oh and it is said that Britney's room is filled with poop-stained furniture and two "Fantasy Rooms" filled with sex toys and the like. Sick.

Lindsay Lohan fans! (Are there any?) LiLo's on the way to make her third album under Universal Music Group. Does anyone even listen to Lindsay? I never really heard that many reviews about her first two albums. So I wonder how this would turn out.

Other news:

• Paris Hilton smoked pot all day in a recent photoshoot she had in a luxurious LA home (and dirtied the room she used in the process).
• Nicole Richie still doesn't know the sex of her baby.
• Jessica Simpson hooked up with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and has been going out for a few weeks now. All this thanks to Papa Joe Simpson.

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Look at Angelina Jolie! It doesn't look like her one bit. Or well, after a really long and close look, you'll see that it's her. This is on the set of her in-the-making movie, The Changeling, directed by Clint Eastwood. Never knew Mr. Eastwood was into directing movies.

Next up, I'm sure you've all heard, but I just want to write it here anyway, that Madonna is going to receive a hefty $120 million from concert promoter Live Nation. She left Warner Bros. for this one and signed a contract with Live Nation which stated that she'd do 3 albums under their company and exclusive promotional rights to her concert. Wow...and awful lot of money for someone already so rich.

The Ugly Betty episode that features Victoria Adams, conveniently titled, "A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding", will air on November 8. I heard it's just a small cameo role and I've seen pictures too.

In other news:

• Kim Kardashian has a second sex tape, according to Vivid.
• Heidi Montag and boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, supposedly were the ones who started and spread the rumors about Lauren Conrad having a sex tape. It was written on Heidi's blog but speculations point to her blog being hacked and someone else posting that entry. (What's with all these sex tapes, anyway?)
• Natalie Portman used the word "referring to an intimate part of the human anatomy" during the Cinematheque homage to Julia Roberts. Apparently, a lot of profanities were used in the two actresses' movie, Closer, that Natalie sent Julia a necklace with an engraving of "C--T" on the charm. Julia, in turn, sent Natalie a necklace with "Little C--T" engraved on the charm.
• Britney Spears weighs 125 lbs. and stands at 5'5" with her hair and eyes both brown. That's according to the report from prison.
• Halle Berry craves for spicy food! Hmmm...that's gonna be one hot baby she's gonna have!

Well that concludes another Days of Their Lives episode. For some reason, I'm craving for food.
picture from JustJared

Blood is thicker than water!

Britney Spears' sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, protects her from a screaming resident of Brit's neighborhood. Apparently, the sisters were just out to get a couple of coffee from Starbucks and dine in a nearby Japanese restaurant when this woman (as seen on the picture) suddenly screamed:

"Nobody wants you in this neighborhood..."

Or something to that effect...wherein Jamie Lynn screamed back:

"Then move the f*** out!!"

Well the woman was going to push the sisters away but was warned by the paparazzi not to touch both Britney and Jamie Lynn. Hmmm... Paparazzi do come in handy sometimes. Oh and ahhh...sisterly love...

Anyway, Brit's mom, Lynne Spears, recently came to Britney's aid when her Malibu mansion was ransacked by thieves. The loot? Oh it wasn't anything big... Just a bunch of our pop princess' homemade sex tapes, costumes for sex play, nude pictures, her sons' pictures...just those stuff.

I hope Britney learned her lesson though. Imagine turning your own mother away just because she was teaching you how to live your life decently... Tsk tsk.

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Another one?

Yep.

In the picture, we see a pretty girl called Natalie Portman. She's pretty, right? She's pretty small too. I've also read comments about her body that it's too thin, too flat and whatnot. Other than that, it's really rare that tabloids and other celebrity-themed blogs would feature her. Why? Because there's no gossip around her! That's why. She's a sweet, little angel who watches her moves carefully and now, she's talking about poverty and how we could alleviate it. Nice, no?

Next up, pictures of a "dead" Anna Nicole Smith have been popping up all over the internet. They're pretty gross pictures but they don't show Anna Nicole dead, okay? She's pretty much alive in those photos, alive but wasted. She really really looks wasted there. If you haven't seen them yet, check out the I Don't Like You In That Way site.

Other tidbits:

• Bai Ling is weird - she's saying that she and Angelina Jolie had a thing going and that Angie's heart will always be open for Bai ting-a-Ling.
• Have you guys read Denise Richards' recent statement about the messages Charlie Sheen left for her? You know, the ones calling her a "sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom..."?
• Well...what do you know... Britney Spears missed seeing her two sons ever since they were removed from her custody because of a broken intercom. Apparently, Brit's Malibu home's intercom at the gate was broken. She only knew this when K-Fed's reps were calling her to say that they're bringing the kids back to K-Fed's home since Brit wasn't answering when they were calling for her from the intercom.
• Gisele Bundchen is promoting her new Ipanema line for the Australian company, Novo Shoes. She was recently greeted very warmly in Australia and was even saying that she "felt like the president" there.

Well...that ends our "The Days of Their Lives" issue. Thoughts? Suggestions? Erm... No violent ones please..

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Now we have another "The Days of Their Lives" update. I should make this a regular thing, don't you dear readers think? This makes my life a whole lot easier. Instead of looking for individual celebrities every other day, I could just gather a few snippets of stories I find all over the internet. Sounds good? Yes? No? PLEASE TELL ME!!!

Enough drama. In this issue of The Days of Their Lives, we will first take a look at Lindsay Lohan. Apparently, she's all better (until when...?) and she's welcoming her father, Michael Lohan, to stay with her so that they can bond and stuff. Her mom, Dina, doesn't like it though. I wonder why. I think they both have some issues to deal with and some hidden agenda too, and are both using Lindsay to achieve whatever it is they want to achieve. 15 minutes of fame? Unlikely. They've both been in the spotlight since LiLo started wasting her life and career away.

Well enough Lindsay. Next up, we have Britney Spears again! Jeez, she makes news every day. Then again, there would be less revenue for media people if she didn't do all those stuff that she's been doing and -- okay... onto the news: Britney lost custody of her children and she was told to surrender them to K-Fed. Why? You ask why? Well, it's because of these:

She didn't arrange a meeting with a drug counselor. She failed to attend a parent counseling class. She didn't let anyone do drug tests on her. And probably the worst offense: she didn't sign the judge's order. Still asking 'why'?

A few tidbits that doesn't really need explaining or opinions or anything at all for that matter:

• Eva Longoria's sex tape does not exist
• Jennifer Lopez destroyed Ben Affleck's career, he says. Oh, is J.Lo pregnant, btw?
• Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom aren't an item. I wonder when will Jennifer ever get into another relationship.. (I'm for Brangelina and damn proud of it!!)
• Nicole Richie will get married on October 13 so guys, mark your calendars, okay?
• Oh and uhm...lemme know your thoughts on how Demi Moore looks these days... (see picture)

*picture taken from Bricks and Stones

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I don't have that much energy to write about some celebrity today so I'll just give you (anyone who's reading) bits and pieces of interesting celebrity news I found:

First up, another Britney Spears news. What is it this time? Apparently, she was charged with a hit-and-run case with property damage. Not only that, but she was driving without a driver's license. In fact, a city attorney said that Brit never applied for a California driver's license.

Tough luck, Ms. Spears. After that custody battle with K-Fed and the judge making you take periodic drug tests, you're facing possible jail time with that hit-and-run case.

Anyway, on a lighter note, singer Charlotte Church gave birth to a healthy baby girl last Thursday. Oh her husband is Gavin Henson, a rugby player.

I wonder how her baby looks like. I hope the baby's inherits Charlotte's voice so we'll have another soprano worth listening to.

Last but not the least, Adrianne Curry, the original America's Next Top Model winner, has been writing on her MySpace blog about her thoughts and sentiments about "Black History Month" claiming that it's racist and all. She's been ranting about why there's a Black History Month but no Asian, Indian, etc. months (which in fact, there are).

Read about Adrianne's blog entry here and while you're at it, why not go check what other people think about what she's been saying. Heck.. Why not share your thoughts too?

Update!! The Pop Tart Is Coming Back!

Yep. You read that right. Ex-Pop Princess Britney Spears has just come out with 2 songs from her fifth album. Okay, it's on the internet, and the album will be released on November. Anyway, one of the two songs, Cold As Fire, is definitely not for kids. So parents, you know what to do.

Erm...her "comeback single" is entitled Gimme More, btw.

It has also been reported that Britney's going to have a grand comeback concert. Is anyone going to watch that? Personally, I think all that Britney's good for these days is giving people who are stressed with too much work a good, hearty laugh. While she's planning for that concert, Britney Spears is still in the middle of that custody battle with ex-husband, K-Fed. Extra publicity, huh?

Rotten pop tart!

If you have no idea who this woman is, her name's Britney Spears. She used to be famous for her bubblegum pop songs like "...Baby One More Time", "Lucky" and "Toxic". She had a lot of teenage girls for fans and they all wanted to be like her - young, refreshing, rich...she was all those, plus she had a cute (?) boyfriend: Justin Timberlake.

I think Britney started to go downhill after she broke up with Timberlake. It's like she craved for more attention, but maybe, since there aren't any news-worthy events in her life, she decided to create some. Britney Spears got married and the marriage lasted for 55 hours before she filed for divorce. Then she met, and married, Kevin Federline whom she had two (cute and adorable) kids with: Sean Preston and Jayden James. She divorced Federline a few months after her second child was born and Britney's been living the life of a single mom since then.

How do single moms behave anyway? If it includes shaving your head bald, drinking until you drop, going out without any underwear on as well as flashing them (when you are wearing them) at every chance you get, making out with anyone regardless of gender, getting rehabilitated for drug abuse, and calling your kids "mistakes" among others, REALITY CHECK PLEASE! Anyone in their right mind would think that these actions are terribly irresponsible and downright atrocious. If that's the case, then Britney Spears isn't in her right mind.

She really messed up. Sure, almost everyone knows her and she's in the showbiz news almost everyday but is this the kind of publicity Britney Spears wanted? Her life was going pretty well and she was famous for her *ehem* talent..well.. I think she can dance (although I personally think Christina Aguilera sings better). All these fiasco that she created caused her to have a falling-out with her family and maybe her sons will end up hating her too. Poor kids.

Oh well. Just be thankful that majority of us aren't like her. In the meantime, let's sit back and enjoy the antics of Britney Spears.