The Days of Their Lives III

Another one?

Yep.

In the picture, we see a pretty girl called Natalie Portman. She's pretty, right? She's pretty small too. I've also read comments about her body that it's too thin, too flat and whatnot. Other than that, it's really rare that tabloids and other celebrity-themed blogs would feature her. Why? Because there's no gossip around her! That's why. She's a sweet, little angel who watches her moves carefully and now, she's talking about poverty and how we could alleviate it. Nice, no?

Next up, pictures of a "dead" Anna Nicole Smith have been popping up all over the internet. They're pretty gross pictures but they don't show Anna Nicole dead, okay? She's pretty much alive in those photos, alive but wasted. She really really looks wasted there. If you haven't seen them yet, check out the I Don't Like You In That Way site.

Other tidbits:

• Bai Ling is weird - she's saying that she and Angelina Jolie had a thing going and that Angie's heart will always be open for Bai ting-a-Ling.
• Have you guys read Denise Richards' recent statement about the messages Charlie Sheen left for her? You know, the ones calling her a "sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom..."?
• Well...what do you know... Britney Spears missed seeing her two sons ever since they were removed from her custody because of a broken intercom. Apparently, Brit's Malibu home's intercom at the gate was broken. She only knew this when K-Fed's reps were calling her to say that they're bringing the kids back to K-Fed's home since Brit wasn't answering when they were calling for her from the intercom.
• Gisele Bundchen is promoting her new Ipanema line for the Australian company, Novo Shoes. She was recently greeted very warmly in Australia and was even saying that she "felt like the president" there.

Well...that ends our "The Days of Their Lives" issue. Thoughts? Suggestions? Erm... No violent ones please..