Lindsay: Morgue Worker

Lindsay Lohan will have to work in a morgue as part of her punishment for drunk driving.

I wonder how she'll fare working for two days (four-hour schedule each) in a morgue, being with all those dead people. Well eight hours isn't really so bad and even if they're dead, those corpses still are human, right?

She should just think of them as her new friends!

Aside from her morgue-work, Lindsay still has to help out at a hospital's emergency room for two days too.

I'm kinda skeptical if these will actually change her and everything but yeah, benefit of the doubt shall be granted to LiLo.